Earlier this morning. 2:41 AM to be exact.

Elissa says:
Spike Lee apparently told Clint Eastwood he’s an angry old man and he needs to ’shut his face’
Andy says:
I heard about that, but no specifics
Elissa says:
I have no idea why they are fighting
Elissa says:
But I just like thinking about Spike Lee saying shut his face
Andy says:
Spike Lee makes me mad sometimes, mostly because he is so talented and he does stupid shit
Elissa says:
Like that tv channel, or was that the other spike
Elissa says:
I think it was the other spike
Andy says:
i don’t know
Andy says:
i just mean acts stupid like that. why would he fucking choose Clint to say shit like that to? why not fucking Dane Cook or something?
Elissa says:
Dane Cook should be murdered
Andy says:
YES
Elissa says:
I hope that’s not too harsh, but seriously
Andy says:
it’s not harsh enough
Elissa says:
HE IS THE GUY I WANT TO BAR ROOM BRAWL WITH
Andy says:
gutted and lynched?
Elissa says:
bar room brawl!
Andy says:
alright
Andy says:
but after – gutted and lynched
Elissa says:
Okay this is what will happen, I’ll smash a glass of whiskey on his face, then all slam him to the groud with a stool, then I’ll break one of the legs off and beat him on the stomach and chest with it, then I’ll get on top of him(as many STDs I might be getting from doing that) and I’ll beat him with my fists under one of them breaks, then you will pull me off of him and carry him out to an alley
Elissa says:
and you will lynch and gut him and I will smoke and watch you
Elissa says:
I will be wearing a really slamming suit by the way
Elissa says:
Oh yea, at one point, I put a cigarette out on his eye
Elissa says:
Sounds like a plan?
Andy says:
that is definitely the best and funniest thing I’ve heard in a week.
Elissa says:
I’m glad you didn’t think it was too violent